Goodbye

Fucked up joke i found

"That’s a sexy little outfit you’re wearing," I said. "I bet you want my cock in you."

"Dave," my wife said, "do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?"

tuesday-traveler asked: I just wanted to tell you that your tumblr is the funniest thing I've seen in a while and now my family is yelling at me for laughing too hard.

thank u, i try hard to find funny shit

Honestly can’t stop laughing

Honestly can’t stop laughing

Spits y u no play all ages show :(

don’t tell me what to do

don’t tell me what to do

(Source: sucidecutters, via espira-re)