Goodbye
Fucked up joke i found
“That’s a sexy little outfit you’re wearing,” I said. “I bet you want my cock in you.”
“Dave,” my wife said, “do you know I can hear you on the baby monitor?”
sarah-is-super asked: I just wanted to tell you that your tumblr is the funniest thing I've seen in a while and now my family is yelling at me for laughing too hard.
thank u, i try hard to find funny shit
Spits y u no play all ages show :(
don’t tell me what to do
(Source: sucidecutters, via skinny-haze)



